1. Octobrella
"Meghan, this umbrella is leaking black ink." The prince better be careful with this unique octobrella.
The octobrella has some flaws, it could close up on your head at any moment.
2. Furocious Hat
When you have a hat that could eat you, you might look just as scared as this man.
During important ceremonies, he has to tell his hat to stop growling at the other bearskin hats.
3. Owlpple
There are many different types of owlpples such as red delicious, granny smith, and the barn owlpple.
If your owlpple starts to hoot, you should let it fly free instead of eating it.
4. Great White Zep
Well we thought you only had to be afraid of sharks in the ocean, but now we have to worry about the sky too.
This must be why that Malaysian plane went missing; the great white Zep ate it.
5. Canary Yellow Lemons
This little canary lemon comes off very sour, but it is full of zest.
It may chirp back at you, but we promise, it is harmless.
6. Rhinocerocks
This may be the only kind of rhinoceros we see in a few years.
Rhinos are close to extinction, so humans have to make a better effort to protect them.
7. Giraffe Loaf
There is more to loaf with this giraffe bread. It is crispy and flaky and can reach very high branches, as well.
Each little loaf has a unique pattern of spots, no two loaves are the same.
8. Ape Rees-Mogg
There is no monkeying around in politics or napping like Ape Rees-Mogg.
As the Leader of the House of Commons and the Lord President of the Council, there is no time to be resting.
9. Doggy Duster
When your dog collects so much dirt and dust in their fur they might as well be a feather duster.
This dog is great for getting rid of dust and other dirt that is around the house.
10. Seal Cream
I seal, you seal, we all seal for seal cream. This is a new product that combines the adorable face of a sleepy seal and your favorite frozen treat.
It is almost too cute to eat! This is the most adorable dessert we have seen.
11. Meowtain
This furry mountain top my look cute but if it gets angry it will blow it's top.
This meowtain looks like the purrfect place to hike or cuddle against its furry sides.
12. Q-Sheep
These fluffy little cotton swabs are very useful for many things around the house.
From applying makeup to cleaning, these can be used for many things except to clean your ears. Do not hurt your eardrums.
13. Killer Art
This delicate piece of art will sting you if you get too close to it, a new security measure to protect the expensive painting.
Look at how carefully they are handling this delicate masterpiece as if it could just swim away.
14. Puppillow
When you want a dog but you don't want the responsibility of a pet, get a puppillow.
It has all the cuteness of a real dog without any of the care requirements.
15. Cocobear
Go nuts for this cocobear! It is rich in fiber and it is delicious.
The cocobear only eats salmon and other fish so it is rich in Omega-3s.